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幸运飞艇开奖记录   医生问:“怎么伤的?”

幸运飞艇开奖记录   病人笑了笑,自豪地说:“一个壮汉给了我一拳,幸好,牙找着了。”

幸运飞艇开奖记录   医生疑惑,问:“他为什么打你?”

幸运飞艇开奖记录   病人还是笑着说:“我对他说,我睡了你老婆。”

  医生仔细看了看病人,问:“你真的睡了他老婆?”

  病人摇了摇头,脸上的笑容一直都在,回答了医生所有的疑惑,医生叫来了保安,病人出院了。

幸运飞艇开奖记录   医生就是要治病救人的,病人出院就不再是病人了,不再是病人的那个人脱光了衣服躺在医院外,围观的人越来越多,他们都拿着手机。

幸运飞艇开奖记录   那个男人躺在地上睡着了,梦里有人问他,谁是医生,谁是病人,他回答说:“天上一片云,地上一群人,鸟儿在唱曲,人们在装神。”

幸运飞艇开奖记录   这一觉,人们恐怕都醒不来。

  也该醒了。

  The doctor asked: how to hurt?

  Patient smiled and said proudly: a strong man gave me a punch, fortunately, the tooth found.

  The doctor doubt, ask: why did he hit you?

  Patient still smiled and said, I said to him, I slept with your wife.

幸运飞艇开奖记录   The doctor looked at the patients carefully, ask: are you really his wife?

  Patient shook his head, a smile on her face have been, answered the doctor all the doubts, the doctor called the guard, the patient was released from the hospital.

幸运飞艇开奖记录   Is to save peoples lives or the doctor, hospital patients is no longer a patient, the man who is no longer a patient stripped naked lying in a hospital, there are more and more people onlookers, they are holding a mobile phone.

幸运飞艇开奖记录   The man fell asleep lying on the floor, someone asked him in the dream, who is a doctor, who is a patient, he replied: a cloud in the sky, a group of people on the ground, the bird in a cover, people in god.

幸运飞艇开奖记录   Im afraid this awareness, people dont wake up.

幸运飞艇开奖记录   Also the wake up.

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